Monday, April 16, 2007

Nerd joke

Heisenberg was driving his new Merc on the autobahn when he was pulled over for high speeding by a police officer. "Do you know what your speed was!", the officer exclaimed. "Well, I don't know that, but I know exactly where I am", the snooty scientist replied.

"You smartass", the officer screamed. He started beating the snout out of Heisenberg. Unbearable with pain, Heisenberg asked him, "How long does this going to take?". With a grin on his face, the officer explained, "Well, I don't know anything about that, but I know exactly how much effort I am putting in"


Rajeev said...

And one thought what use an uncertainity principle will be to the police officer!! Chuckle

Anonymous said...

@rajeev : i don't think anyone thought what use uncertainty principle would be to a police officer :P ;)


Priyank said...

too much :))

Mohit said...